“I don’t like this, but it’s cute”
“I hate this ship, but I like your drawing.”
“Man, I’d love this a lot more if it had this character instead”
During a math test
- Me: my answer = 23
- Answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
- Me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.
you’re minding your own business
just reading a fic
you see it
Eva Butt Canons
this is what i’m doing with my life you cant stop me
Kaworu: Kaworu has a bony butt. Bony like wow when you touch it you can feel the planes of his hip and thighs shifting beneath it and his butt tapers in sharply at his thighs instead of being round and soft because he is a tall-ass lanky albino boy with not nearly enough meat on his bones.
Asuka: Really fit and lean; you could bounce a quarter off that sweet beautiful hind. Perky and on the small side; she likes the size of it. It’s kind of square-ish and narrow. She wishes her hips were bigger so she could be curvier.
Mari: Voluptuous goddess of fertility with a round behind. It’s very round, but toned; when she runs the shape is really obvious. She has really big thighs, too. From the waist down she’s a knock out in that she could probably knock you out if she pushes you with those hips.
Rei: Rei has really wide hips for her body and they flare out into a pretty nice, heart-shaped butt. It’s a bit bigger around the sides and on the tip than the bottom so it curves outwards before sort of sloping inwards.
Shinji: On the day Shinji was born the gods smiled and thus bestowed upon that tender babe the most exquisitely crafted posterior man or angel could want. It is soft yet firm to the touch, unyielding but smooth like it has been sanded down by the soft feathery tips of a thousand angel’s fingers.He has the perfect ratio of hip, butt and thighs, and that butt is as perfectly formed as the sacred Peaches of Immortality that take three thousand years to ripen. Words cannot describe the delicate balance of curves, roundness and compact muscle that make up this triumph of genetics, but suffice to say anyone who is afforded the rare opportunity to lay fingers on that superb behind is truly blessed.
*begins to rap anxiously in the middle of an exam*